This Edition was created on: June 6, 2004

Below are the items available from our Greeting Card Section. If you find something you like you may either note the name and catalog number of it and download a copy of the order form which you must fill in then mail or FAX to me or you may use my shopping cart to make your purchase. The minimum charge for anything you buy from this section is $15. Once that minimum has been met all standard prices and discounts apply. Postage by priority mail with delivery confirmation is included in the total price you pay for all items in this section. These items will be shipped separately from any posters you may purchase using the shopping cart. The PayPal shopping cart can not be used in this section because it does not allow for all the options you may choose; however, if you want to pay using PayPal you may do so by checking the box that says you are using PayPal when you check out if you are using my shopping cart.

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The price for greeting cards is $2 each. If you order 5 of any one card the total will be $7.50. You may order 5 assorted cards for a total of $8. If you order 10 of any one card the price will be $12.50 while 10 assorted cards will be charged $14. My shopping cart still can not handle such discounts so it will always show a price of $2 per card but the discount will be applied as shown here if your purchase applies for the discount.

All cards come with envelopes.
Birthday Cards


H-1

Blondes


H-2

Dumb Men


H-3

The SHIT List


H-5

No Butts


H-6

Think Big


H-7

The Fart Chart


H-8

Why Me?



H-10


Rev It Up!



H-11


Beefcake


H-13


The Wild Side


H-14


Dream On


H-15

Great Smile


H-15A

Stoned Age


H-16

Men


H-19

Smokin'


H-23

Hot and Bothered


H-25

Just ASS


H-26

Application



H-27


Birthdays Suck


H-28

Unzipped


H-30

Shithead


H-32

Grass


H-33

Blondage II


H-34

Warning


H-35

Haul Ass



H-36


Take the Ride


H-40

What Every Guy


H-43

Got Balls?


H-45

Ducky


H-47

Pot


H-51

For Your Birthday


H-52

How Do You Like


H-53

Things Not To Say


H-54

Grab Your Balls


H-55

Grab Your Rod


H-56

Grab Your Stick


F-1

Brainstorm


F-2

Yin Yang


F-4

Triple Yin Yang


F-7

Starburst Yin Yang


F-9

Peace Quad


4002

Towel
Humorous Cards


H-17

Decisions


H-18

Decisions


H-21

Study Hard


H-31

Sexual Consent Form


H-41

Got Cookies?


H-49

Men Are Like ...


H-50

Hard Drive


F-3

Galaxy


SMG-14

Smiley Bed
Blank Message Cards


SMG-2

Smiley Skyline


SMG-3

Smile Me Tender


SMG-4

Golf


H-20

Have a Day
Christmas Cards


XM-03A

Ribbons - Female


XM-05A

Ribbons - Male


XM-211

Jingle Your Bells


XM-213

Xmas Tree


XM-214

Santa's Coming
NWO/WCW


LW-1

Goldberg


LW-2

Sting
NWO/WCW
No Message


LW-3

No Mercy


LW-4

Let's get it on!


LW-5

Rules and Bones